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Modern consoles run hot. Sealed cases, all-AMD silicon and tightly-packed cooling mean a year or two of dust is enough to push thermals into the throttle zone. The fan ramps to compensate, the case rattles, and games start stuttering during long sessions.
A proper deep clean — full disassembly, dust extraction, fresh thermal paste — reverses all of that. Most consoles come back 10–20°C cooler under load and dramatically quieter. This page covers the full scope, what’s in and out of scope, deposit terms and FAQ.
£45 covers the whole job. Deposit £15 to book, balance £30 once you've seen it back to factory-quiet.
Arctic MX-6 or Thermal Grizzly Kryonaut as standard. Lasts years rather than months.
Your £15 deposit covers a tracked Royal Mail label we email to you. Return shipping is on us.
Same £45 regardless of make or model. Premium thermal paste, written report and 30-day workmanship guarantee included.
Refund policy: If you don’t ship within 14 days of receiving your label, the deposit is forfeit (we’ve already paid for it). If we receive your laptop and decide we can’t help — for example because the issue is outside the scope of a clean and tune-up — we refund the £15 in full and return the laptop at our cost.
If we find another fault: We email you with photos and an honest opinion before doing anything chargeable. You decide whether to add it on (at our normal repair rates) or just have the laptop returned after the clean.
Full strip-down, dust extraction, premium thermal paste on the APU, optical drive lens clean (if applicable), software cache clear and controller firmware check. Free UK return shipping is included in that price.
You pay £15 to confirm your booking. We use that to buy a tracked Royal Mail inbound shipping label and email it within 24 hours so you can post your console in for free. Once we’ve finished the work, we send a Stripe invoice for the £30 balance. Once paid, your console ships back via tracked courier.
If you don’t ship within 14 days of getting your label, the deposit is forfeit (we’ve already paid for the label). If we receive your console and decide we can’t help — for example because the issue is outside the scope of a clean — we refund the £15 in full and return it at our cost.
Yes. The deep clean doesn’t touch your storage. Saves, profiles, downloaded games are all unaffected.
Typical turnaround is 2–3 working days from arrival. Add Royal Mail Tracked 48 transit time both ways and you’re usually looking at a week from booking to console-back-on-the-shelf.
On most consoles 18+ months old, yes — visibly. Dust chokes airflow and old paste loses thermal conductivity. A proper clean and re-paste typically drops APU temps by 10–20°C under load. You feel that as quieter fans and steadier framerates in long sessions.
We email you with photos and an honest opinion before doing anything chargeable. Liquid damage, broken HDMI, dead drive — you decide whether to add it on (at our normal repair rates) or just have the console returned after the clean.
£45 all-in. £15 to start. Free UK shipping both ways.